17/04/14 @ 09:56am
I can’t keep staying up so late.
I think I’m dead, guys.
■ if i were to get a tattoo quote this might be it
I literally just walked to my car in my underwear because i remembered I had cheese sticks in there and I was in too much of a hurry to put pants on.
what is wrong with me
"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
'girls don't have to clear their internet history'
let me explain you a thing
of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window